animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

(Source: forgivemedoctor-ihavesinned)

(Source: cakeman265)

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

(Source: memewhore)

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
—Bill Cosby (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

luciferhasthebooty:

etnah:

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

(Source: sprout)

supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

kniteoftheoldcode:

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sparksel:

commandershepardofficial:

thefrillyqueer:

hayhtam:

things to consider:

  • lady assassins 
  • lady assassins WITH GIRLFRIENDS 

But also:

  • lady assassins with girlfriends who are ALSO lady assassins

lady assassins with girlfriends who are also lady assassins but they don’t know about each other’s secret double life

Mrs and mrs smith

(Source: friedrichweimers)

foreveralone-lyguy:

Fuck off Tim