wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something.
—(via whatalovelythought)

(Source: trillvcvm)

otterwize:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.

I WIN I MOTHER FUCKING WIN

OH MY GOD


FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Here goes nothing I lose in the next swipe or I beat this game once and for all

(Source: kuvaton)

half way there

hannahbluepanda:

nova-dragon:

basically

I feel you man

NOOOOOOOOOO I FLEW TOO CLOSE TOO THE SUN AND GOT BURNED I WAS SOOOOOO CLOSE GOD DAMMIT

queer-punk:

I JUST WANT TO LAY ON THE FLOOR WITH YOU

AND KISS YOUR STUPID FACE

AND SNUGGLE YOU ALL NIGHT

I DON’T KNOW

I’M LAME OKAY

YOU’RE JUST REALLY AMAZING

I NEED AN ADULT SOMEONE SEND HELP

I think this is getting out of hand

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA KNEEL BEFORE ME FOR I AM YOUR GOD FOOLISH MORTALS

(Source: myownlittlecrazyworld)